22 November 2005

Unfortunate side-effects...

There are, it seems, unfortunate side-effects to modern life. We drink and smoke and drink and work and smoke and work and drink ad nauseum. But another, more frightening and stomach-twisting, scrotum carving side-effect is the tendency to wax romantic, to totter on the edge of vulgarity, and suddenly descend... into medocrity.

If nothing can be done to save one's self from such a fate, then one has the moral obligation to end one's miserable existence. So let us eat cake and worship ourselves.

It beats the hell out of dyin'

Thought for the Day (TD): If we are not liberators, what then shall we be?

Stupid Thought for the Day (STD): Can you get fat from eating carrots (i.e. nothing special, no grease, no frying, no injections full of pig's blood, nothin'; just plain, ol' carrots)?

10 November 2005

Tomorrow and tomorrow...

I...should have died hereafter. There is no if and or but about it. My death is the one, the one that ends the world. I feel this to be true. I may be who I pretend to be. I may live in a box with no corners, thinking myself wiser than I am, but...what am I? And before you ask yourself that same question, before I have a chance to ask the same...I know. I know.

08 November 2005

Living In America

Life is good here. We love our freedoms, love those who love us and hate those who hate us. And when we die, we'll all, the whole damn country, go to fucking Heaven. All of us except for those damn fools who think we should apologize for killing the Indians, for destroying their way of life, ripping them brutaly from the womb of their mother.

And what did we do with the whore? We slit her from belly to throat and ripped out her heart, her lungs, her intestines (we had to know how she ticked, how she breathed, what she'd eaten) and when we were done there was only a carcass left; no soul.

Looking up, we saw her sweet sister in the sky and set there and then about building the largest, cruelest phallus we could inorder to take us there. And once there, we found the sister to be colder, more ghostly. Perhaps, there, staring out at the emptiness of space broken only momentarily with stars so far away, we saw the emptiness of our own souls.

These times...

These times require of us to steel ourselves against...ourselves. Thougts are but grenades lobbed into the eye of truth. So we grin and pull the pin, shake hell and sweat from our brow and toss. Seconds tick past, small eternities expiring in silence. BANG!!